Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Author This or That: Kristen Simmons
Lucky Charms or Fruit Loops: Fruit Loops. Leprechauns are scary. Horror movies have been made about leprechauns. When has a horror movie ever been made about a Toucan?
Email or Snail Mail: I love receiving emails. I love sending snail mail. I’m sensing a deeply seated psychological issue here. Something about instant gratification and a lack of empathy.
Bora Bora or Puerto Rico: Puuuuuuerto Rico! My Heart’s Devotion! Let it sink back in the Ocean! (Not really – I choose Puerto Rico. I’ve wanted to go there since I saw West Side Story as a kid.).
Unicorn or Hippogriff: Hippogriff. Specifically: Buckbeak.
Chick Flick or Horror: I detest horror movies (see above concern regarding leprechauns). Therefore, chick flick wins by default.
Boxers or Briefs? Depends on who’s wearing ‘em. *giggles* Sorry. Briefs.
Lipgloss or Chapstick: Chapstick. Lipgloss makes my mouth feel like a flytrap.
Ferrari or Aston Martin: You know, I actually looked at this question and said, “What’s an Aston Martin?” And then I thought maybe it was the name of a character, which, let’s be honest, is a pretty awesome name. And then I realized I’m a loser. It’s a car. So I pick Aston Martin, because as far as I know it’s a car that runs on fruit punch and hovers a foot off the ground.
Sofa or Recliner: Recliner. So many comfort options.
Firefighter or Policeman: Firefighters. I’ve never seen a sexy policeman calendar, but I’ve seen a sexy fireman calendar. If the police have one, I’d be willing to change my position, but only after a comprehensive review of the evidence.
Penguins or Puffins: Oh, they’re both so cool. I choose both. A Puffguin.
Chace Crawford or Ryan Gosling: This is the hardest question anyone has ever asked me in my life. After a thorough debate with field experts, and an exhaustive pros and cons list, I’m going to go with Ryan Gosling. Two reasons why: Ryan Gosling in The Notebook pretty much rocked my world, and (as much as it shames me) I’ve never actually seen an episode of Gossip Girl…I know! I KNOW! Getting on that. Also, I’m concerned as to why Channing Tatum was not included here. Just sayin’.
Rock or Pop: Is this a trick question? POP ROCKS!
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