Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Meet the Characters: Bull and Victor from Cracked by KM Walton
What three words would your mother use to describe you?
Bull: I’m thinking I have to be all clean and stuff, so let’s just say the three words would make old ladies pass out. For real.
Victor: Lazy, ungrateful, weak. My mother wouldn’t fit into the sweet and loving category.
What god/goddess would be your nemesis?
Bull: God/goddess? Nemesis? Seriously? All I know is the world can suck it. Including gods and goddesses.
Victor: Plutus – the god of wealth. Money is the only thing my parents care about.
How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Bull: I’m not telling you.
Victor: That’s a really private question and something I want to hold close to me for a while.
Boxers or briefs?
Bull: Briefs. I need my junk protected.
Victor: Boxers, but I’m embarrassed talking about this.
What kind of dinosaur would you describe yourself as?
Bull: The T-Rex, because it’s an ass-kicker and it eats the weak ones. I can relate.
Victor: What’s the easiest one to eat? That would be me.
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